CALDOR Vintage Logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Someone once told me, “I don’t like short sleeve t-shirts.” So, like any true innovator driven by retail nostalgia and the faint smell of food court pretzels, I invented the long sleeve t-shirt.

Now, I know what you’re thinking:

“Did long sleeves even exist in the ‘80s and ‘90s?”

To which I say: probably? I was a kid. The only sleeves I remember were coated in Slurpee stains and vague memories of Caldor’s fluorescent lighting. No photo evidence. But here’s the deal:
Capitalism demands I sell you something. You don’t have to want it. But I need you to want it. And I’m going to personally heat press the legendary CALDOR logo onto a fresh Ultra Cotton long sleeve tee—so if that doesn’t stir something deep inside you, maybe a mall Santa can explain it better.

Specs:

• 6 oz., 100% USA-grown cotton (I’m told sustainably and fairly)
• Ribbed cuffs so your sleeves don’t flop like you’re casting spells
• Tear-away label (itchy necks are the enemy)
• Double-needle stitching to outlast your ex’s hoodie

Size Chart (in inches):
Just measure a shirt you already like across the chest (pit-to-pit) and down the back for length—and pick the one that fits your vibe.

• Small: 18″ across the chest, 28″ long
• Medium: 20″ chest, 29″ long
• Large: 22″ chest, 30″ long
• XL: 24″ chest, 31″ long
• 2XL: 26″ chest, 32″ long
• 3XL: 28″ chest, 33″ long
• 4XL: 30″ chest, 34″ long

Buy it. Wear it. Pretend you were the cool kid at Caldor in ’92.
Or just keep your arms warm while pretending you remember what Caldor was.