We proudly match the advertised prices of our fiercest retail rivals… from the grave.
If you find a lower price in a Bradlees, Ames, Service Merchandise, Sears, Zayre, or Montgomery Ward Sunday circular—we’ll match it.* Just bring in (LOL, we don’t have a physical store) the original flyer, time machine not included (Sorry Doc).
We believe in fair pricing, 70s/80s/90s nostalgia, and standing tall against the ghostly echoes of dead malls everywhere.
Fine Print (that we definitely didn’t run by legal):
- Must be an actual printed circular from the store in question.
- Dated no later than December 31, 2002.
- Limit one matched deal per customer, per decade.
- Not valid on big-screen TVs, power tools, or anything that sounds expensive.
Caldor: We’re back—and pettier than ever.
*I’m not sure why I added this disclaimer. I’ll also match Circuit City. Definitely won’t match Kmart.